Matchmaker
and Marriage
A matchmaker was telling to a young but poor man,
"There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowed who owns a fortune and is looking for a young man to marry. She is gentle and also has a twenty year old daughter."
The man said,
"I would rather marry the daughter in that case".
The matchmaker replied,
"But if you marry the daughter, you will get an irritating and ugly old hag for a mother-in-law".
A matchmaker was telling to a young but poor man,
"There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowed who owns a fortune and is looking for a young man to marry. She is gentle and also has a twenty year old daughter."
The man said,
"I would rather marry the daughter in that case".
The matchmaker replied,
"But if you marry the daughter, you will get an irritating and ugly old hag for a mother-in-law".
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Crying Kid
A kid was crying sitting
outside his house. A passer by asked:
Why are you crying?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your dad?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.
Why are you crying?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your dad?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.
Hilarious Office Joke
Employee to boss:
My wife wants me to take a holiday tomorrow since the attic, the garage and the garden has to be cleaned.
Boss: Sorry I cannot give you a holiday tomorrow.
Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you would help me.
Employee to boss:
My wife wants me to take a holiday tomorrow since the attic, the garage and the garden has to be cleaned.
Boss: Sorry I cannot give you a holiday tomorrow.
Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you would help me.
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