A married couple went to the
hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said
he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s
pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out they
were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to
10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain the father
had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt
fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."
The doctor then adjusted the machine
to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point; they
decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor
to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby
boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got
home, the mail man was dead on the porch.
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