GO ON AND LAUGH !!!!!!!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

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I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries. 
The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?” 

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted..... 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
Estate agent which direction was north because
He didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

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           My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
           which is designed to cut through a seat belt
           if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
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