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man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other
the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his
wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece
of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
Picture resource:
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little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked
him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy
responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do
you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have
to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4
poorer"
Picture resource: weddings.colemantoons.com
Imagine the piece of paper I'm writing this on "Well done. Light hearted and welcome."
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