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INSPECTION   One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy. "No, not at all," says the chemist. "Oh that's a relief." says Paddy,"The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."   Picture resource: everydayheroshirts.com   A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down main road when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewellery store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring. A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat. Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend. "Damn, baby!" the skinhead cried. "Do you think I'm made of bricks?" Picture recourse:  tumblr.comtumblr.com